You have two cows

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You have two cows

It’s cow time again.

Debian: You have two cows. One is very old and stable. Everyone milks the
other cow.

Red Hat: Two cows have been given to a foundation, but the the company is
still in control of the milking process.

SuSE: You have two chameleons.

Mandriva: You have two cows with starred eyes. A third cow was recently
acquired in the US.

Slackware: You have two fossil cows. You wonder how can they be still alive.

Gentoo: Two cows emerge in your living room and you spend many hours milking
them to get a glass of milk.

Gobolinux: You have two cows that bark. The milk is blue and tastes like
orange juice.

Whitebox: Red Hat has two premium cows, but the milk is yours for free.

Ubuntu: Debian has two cows, but the milk has a nicer bottle and is delivered
to your doorsteps for free.

LFS: You have two bacteria. It’s your job to make them evolve into cows.

OpenSolaris: Thank God nobody’s looking at my two cows, or my reputation
would be ruined. –Gord